mobious-one:

Holy Shit.

-A scathing response to an email recieved from a misogynistic,”very logical” and “very emotional” man named Raphael, about The Stanley Parable.

watch later

onceuponymous:

In the Homestuck fandom, we’ve had pauses, megapauses, and the gigapause.  But we don’t yet have a name for the time period after the comic ends.

But you know a name for when something ends but life goes on?  For some difficult emotions and pain but also a sign of new maturity?

Menopause.

is there a way to veto this through a system of checks and balances

the hale in new york

To illustrate his emphasis on personality as a factor in foreign affairs, Biden recalled visiting Putin at the Kremlin in 2011: “I had an interpreter, and when he was showing me his office I said, ‘It’s amazing what capitalism will do, won’t it? A magnificent office!’ And he laughed. As I turned, I was this close to him.” Biden held his hand a few inches from his nose. “I said, ‘Mr. Prime Minister, I’m looking into your eyes, and I don’t think you have a soul.’ ”

“You said that?” I asked. It sounded like a movie line.

“Absolutely, positively,” Biden said, and continued, “And he looked back at me, and he smiled, and he said, ‘We understand one another.’ ” Biden sat back, and said, “This is who this guy is!”


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The Evolution of Joe Biden (via dendroica)

i can’t tell if the biden part or the putin part of this is more important

i think its both

TRACK NAME: Oh. I failed, did I?
ALBUM TITLE: Expiration Date
ARTIST: Valve
PLAY COUNT: 25178

hrdhat:

a-force-a-nature:

I slowed down Expiration Date and OW my sides.

Just picture them drunk

holy shit scout sounds blastED

Hello!

consolecadet:

rikkisixx:

buzzfeed:

williamshatner:

So I’m new to this but old to Social Media.  My purpose for being here is to blog about my experiences online and get out of the 140 character limit.

I have tried turning on the /ask feature but it’s just fills my inbox with random posts and questions that I see everywhere else. 

I’m going to try to do something different here - to manage the topic of conversations.  If you follow me you must wait 2 weeks before you can reply (it’s not my rule; it’s Tumblr.)

I look forward to discussing topics.  If you follow me on other social media sites you’ll know I take everything with a bit of fun; hopefully that will continue on this site as well.

I have to get started on my first blog.

My best, Bill

ATTENTION TUMBLR THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

shut the front door

omg! hello, william shatner!

PLEASE BE REAL

I WANT TO BELIEVE

What if the tumblr logo was in comic sans?

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

as-seenon-tv:

talking-pigeon:

messed-up-logic:

Like it went from

image

to

image


Reblog it and look at your blog!

Holy shit go look

what have you done

you wanna know why i like milk so much? its cause its water plus fat and protein. its fucking raw meat water. dont ever try to fuck with me

give me a character or ship and i’ll link you to a song that reminds me of them.

chocolatula:

i like songs. also i have good taste.