Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
Don’t forget it was in the 3d that required red and blue lenses and came with three packs in the dvd case.
this movie was perfect
Police brutality in Ferguson costs taxpayers millions.
Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.
It’s also story about breaking down the barriers of racism which we also need more of.
And it’s about nice hair and cheesy dance moves, more things we need more of
It’s a movie where John Travolta plays a chic, which we need more of
what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it
★ - Want any tattoos?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe eventually idk? something pisces-y cause im lame
♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?
hmmhmmhm cest difficile
if i dont count singer-song writers, like only GROUPS
then probably tegan and sara, mother mother, the beatles, the weepies, imagine dragons (oh god i’m going to regret those choices later)
♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?
braille - regina spektor
back of a truck - regina spektor
dance anthem of the 80s - regina spektor (i’m trash don’t look at me)
eleanor rigby - the beatles
god only knows -the beach boys
no MORE KISSEM parent is trying a look COOL TOUGHS at biker gaaaaannnge
it seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago
my steven universe post is blowing up and i can’t tell if it’s the original post or my commentary that keeps being shared
or if it’s that one asshole’s comment that’s getting all the notes
someone help me figure this out
THE ENDLESS STRUGGLE OF HAVING A POPULAR POST i feel u dude