kaelio:

Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”

what the fuck. what thehfuck. wh

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

bellecs:

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

And:

Two fishies ventured upstream, single-file. The bravest fishy swam up front and worked its fins with pride, because even though it was small and meaty, and lacked rear vision, it always knew how to lead the way! One fishy ventured upstream.

theta-waves:

twofishies:

wow this is so cute she naively thought before reaching the ending and slOWLY REALIZING THE GRIM MORAL OF THE FABLE

i could go for some sushi right about now

i feel threatened

i assure u i would make terrible sushi

Two fishies ventured upstream, single-file. The bravest fishy swam up front and worked its fins with pride, because even though it was small and meaty, and lacked rear vision, it always knew how to lead the way! One fishy ventured upstream.

wow this is so cute she naively thought before reaching the ending and slOWLY REALIZING THE GRIM MORAL OF THE FABLE

reblog this if you want a terrible 3 sentence fanfiction in your ask based on your url

dear-ebony-rose:

yes please

but when i call someone my “friendo” instead of just my “friend” am i distancing myself from the depth of my platonic love for them or am i recognizing a deeper more complex bond that requires a neologism to be expressed properly

roachpatrol:

spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

suck it, photons

sexhaver:

a team in last year’s robotics class forgot to comment out a line of joke code so during the final their robot completed the assigned task in autonomous mode, stopped directly in front of the professor, printed “HEADED HOME, MOTHERFUCKERS” to its LCD, and drove back to base